Office Holiday Party

Lessons Learned:

  • the “geek” table ends up the loudest
  • the charlie brown x-mas tree is better left un-adorned
  • blue-balls, rubber, hot-wax, o-ring: all acceptable table conversation in context
  • placing the iPod Nano down your pants does not protect it from theft during gift-exchange
  • several glasses of wine does not make me a better foosball player
  • ability to walk home from an open-bar party is plus.
  • TWI (Typing While Intoxicated) not recommended
  • summary makes for interesting SEO fodder
  • boss knows how to throw a party
  • I like my company.

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